heycods
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Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.<br /><br /><br />One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy,<br />"The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our<br />cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall<br />in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"<br /><br /><br />So the rancher leaves for the fields.<br /><br /><br />After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the<br />front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.<br /><br /><br />They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells<br />him, "This is the one... right here."<br /><br /><br />Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy<br />>blonde, the man asks, "Tell me, Little Lady, how did you know this is the<br />cow to be bred?"<br /><br /><br />"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.<br /><br /><br />Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"<br /><br /><br />She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's <br />to<br />hang your pants on..."
