Bumper Stickers.

[ebbtide176]

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in keeping with the post, i'd like to offer another favorite:<br /><br />Foolish man give wife Grand Piano.<br />Wise man give wife upright organ

 

[TxRiverRat]

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"The Moral Majority is neither..."

 

[ebbtide176]

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ok, we haven't heard from the oldtimers yet... i'd like to get a guffaw or 2<br /><br />BASEBALL is wrong!- man with 4 balls cannot WALK!

 

[DJ]

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Real men fry bacon topless.<br /><br />Imagine-whirled peas.

 

[Rjr.]

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BECAREFUL!!!<br /> Kids in the back seat cause accidents.<br /> BUT<br /> Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

[sawcat]

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if you cant dazzle them with intelligents baffle them with bullshi*

 

[Parrott_head]

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Had this on my tool box for awhile.<br /><br />"Yesterday is a Memory,<br /> Tomorrow is a Dream,<br /> Today is a B*tch"<br /><br />Also I had<br />"Do you want to talk to the boss or someone that knows what's going on?"

 

[fishhunter]

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on a shirt... "this shirt is lookin for a good time"

 

[dblake]

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Why do they call it tourist season if I can't hunt them

 

[dblake]

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forgot one , Working people left lane, Visitors right lane

 

[E R Pearson]

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Here is one I saw on an old van....<br /> Don't argue with your wife...****er.

 

[rbsloan]

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My Idea of Gun Control includes a Firm Grip!

 

[z-man]

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You would have to be for ms to really understand this. we had a big issue over our state flag..<br /><br /> the bumper sticker said....<br />"I WOULD RATHER BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THAN POLITICALLY CORRECT"

 

[Hooty]

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or...<br /><br />" Guns cause crime like spoons make Rosie O'Donald Fat"<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[crab bait]

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BE ALERT ... WE NEED MORE LERTS

 

[crab bait]

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this is one i made up ::: SAVE THE WHALES for what ?? i have a TV i have a VCR..

 

[ebbtide176]

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crab, crab<br />you already gotta ER technique named by you, now we're gonna hafta come up with an Al Bundy Lifestyle to fit you too... that's too much! <br />i getit - eventually we'll all be down to the 'honey, should i get outta bed, or is the outside temp such that we should just call the city to water our lawn?' hehehe<br />hope this is taken lightly

 

[ebbtide176]

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crabbait, i was thinkin maybe alaskaskiff had the right overall outlook...

 

[crab bait]

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yea, i know ,,,, i'm a mess...

 

[my64]

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On my pickup's rear window...<br /><br />I'm Going Nuckin Futs<br /><br />PERVERTsocially hazardous <br /><br /> Clean, Sober & Bored S@*%less!