Bumper Stickers.

[Moose_Miller]

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All this talk about battered women, and I've been eating mine plain!

 

[jim phillips]

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I GOT A GUN FOR MY WIFE...DAMM GOOD TRADE

 

[splugeeman]

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2 of my favorites:<br /><br />"Why am I the only S.O.B. that knows how to drive!<br /><br />"Save Water...Drink Beer!"

 

[Bob in Calif.]

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Here are a few of my old favorites:<br /><br />This one one has been on the rear of my old van for 20 years: "Three that set us free...GOD, Guns and GUTS...with an American flag on it.<br /><br />The I still have these next ones, which are from the 60's:<br /><br />A bumper sticker sticker with a peace symbol on it saying...:Footprint of the American Chicken"<br /><br />One with the wording..."Thank God For The Tac Squad"<br /><br />A bumper sticker with picture of a large pig saying..."Pigs Are Beautiful" (the hippie term for police back then)<br /><br />And a notice on my front door window, from the Second Admendment Foundation stating..."WARNING"..."The owner of this property is armed and willing to defend it against criminal attack...There is nothing inside worth risking your life for"<br /><br /> ...Bob in Calif...

 

[mellowyellow]

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a buddy just gave me a new bumper sticker...<br />"FISH CONTROL MY BRAIN"<br />more fitting on the transom i think, LOL<br />M.Y.

 

[Greyhound24]

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I saw a bumper sticker years ago that read:<br /><br />"I snatch kisses and vice versa"<br /><br />Then there's one on a truck bumper that read:<br /><br />"Bosses are like diapers; they're always on your a** and usually full of s*** "

 

[lakelover]

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One of my favorites, I had it on my 1988 Chevy Nova:<br /><br />"Honk If Parts Fall Off"

 

[Bart Sr.]

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Just saw this one today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's a scientific fact...scum always rises to the top!

 

[sprithunter]

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This is one that I had on my cutlass<br />"Goeth and fornucate with thyself"<br />just a nice way of putting it.

 

[sprithunter]

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Gotta Another one <br />"I hear voices, and they dont like you."

 

[rlsc98]

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4 I like:<br />1)Horn broken, Watch for finger....<br />2)This Vehicle Protected by an AntiTheft Sticker...<br />3)Everyone is Entitled to my Opinion....<br />4)And the classic"Baby on Board"..literally a 2x6x12<br />with an old doll nailed to it and affixed to a bumper.

 

[dhud64]

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Impeach Clinton, give the next communist a chance.

 

[chunkytrout]

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"Eat more possum!"<br /><br />"Nuke a gay whale for christ"

 

[lakelover]

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"I love my country, it's the government I don't trust!"

 

[Marlin455]

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" Happiness is seeing your Ex-wife's picture on a milk carton!

 

[old motor]

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You know that old one, "I wish I was sailing"? I saw this one: "I wish you were sailing, too!"<br /><br />A bumper sticker from a honey company, with a picture of a smiling bee: "Eat your honey"

 

[mellowyellow]

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could not resist and just bought the following:<br />"fish control my brain"<br />destined for back of my trailer

 

[JGREGORY]

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Here's one I saw on a Tractor...<br /><br />I sold my Cow....<br />So I don't need your BULL!!

 

[cudabob]

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first Iraq...then France<br />seen in Minot ND

 

[SlowlySinking]

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I saw this one in Florida <br />"HEADING NORTH? TAKE A DEVELOPER WITH YOU".