Bumper Stickers.

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DJ

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Re: Bumper Stickers.

"I wish welfare was as hard to get as a building permit"
 
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boge

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Re: Bumper Stickers.

Had this one on my truck for years.<br />"It's not the size of your tractor, It's how you plow the field."
 
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rocks beware

Seaman
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Re: Bumper Stickers.

On my pickup: <br /><br />WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FISH.<br /> <br /> GOT BAIT?
 
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trumpetbucks

Petty Officer 2nd Class
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Saw one just yesterday:<br /><br />A picture of a hand grenade with the caption "Ford repair kit."<br /><br />BTW, I am a Ford man - just thought it was funny!
 
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Rick A.

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On A truck in Austin---<br />"Yes All 5'2" blondes drive suburbans in TX!!!"
 
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Chorescanwait

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Not a bumber sticker but should be:<br /> If you drink drive don't park.<br /> Accidents cause people.
 
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KennyKenCan

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Re: Bumper Stickers.

Saw this one on the back window of a Chevy pick-up towing a Ford Expedition off of the beach:<br /><br /> "CHEVROLET<br />The Official Tow Vehicle<br /> of the <br /> FORD MOTOR COMPANY"<br /><br />I was rolling with laughter.
 
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Fergulus

Seaman
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I got a few new ones. Also, i have the <br />Fight Crime: Shoot Back!<br /><br />Keep honking, I'm reloading!<br /><br />4 out of 5 Cannibals agree, Vegitarians taste better<br /><br />I'm not speeding, Im just flying low<br /><br />My other car has a .50 cal. mounted on top<br /><br />Welcome to Texas. Now get out!<br /><br />And a great sign: Tresspassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of my rifle's range.
 
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JWM

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Two favorites:<br /><br />Rehab is for Quitters!<br />and,<br />I Brake For Hallucinations!
 
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Saperry

Petty Officer 3rd Class
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A$$, GRASS, OR GAS: <br />Nobody Rides For Free
 
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Bob in Calif.

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Another old favorite of mine is.....<br />"You can't be first, but you can be next"<br /> :D ...Bob in Calif... :D
 
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John Boelte

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My beat up Subaurban has 2:<br />"Back off! Butthead!"<br />and<br />"You don't know you need it until they come to take it away. 2nd Ammendment, Thomas Jefferson"<br /><br />If/when I get my camp on the river, I'm going to post a sign that reads:<br /><br />"TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN."
 
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Skiuseme

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I saw one around election time <br /><br />I Like Bush<br /><br />and <br />Discourage imbreeding...Ban country music :)
 
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