Bumper Stickers.

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My fishing partner has two daughters, both blond's. When his oldest got her first car I put a yellow bumber sticker on the rear bumper<br /><br />Not ALL Dumbs are Blond!<br /><br />She got a kick out of it. When her younger sister got home she took one look at it and said "Well their not!" :rolleyes: 18 and 16 at the time :) <br /><br />It's not the voices in my head that bother me. What bothers me, is that they don't speak English!
 

Andrew Leigh

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Some not yet mentioned.<br /><br />"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"<br /><br />"Cowboys don't cry......especially not in front of their horses"<br /><br />"I wear the pants in my home....my wife let's me"<br /><br />"Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it"<br /><br />"I'd rather be pushing my Ford than driving a Chevy"<br /><br />"There's nothing like lipstick on your dipstick"<br /><br />"I might be fat...but I can diet. You're ugly"<br /><br />"I try not to think of it as a six pack but more as a support group"<br /><br />"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall over. NO PROBLEM"<br /><br />"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"<br /><br />"Male supremacy is a PHALLACY"<br /><br />"Don't drink and drive....you might spill some"<br /><br />"I'm not so under the affluence of incahol as thinkle peep I am"<br /><br />"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor"<br /><br />"I lost my virginity but I still got the box it came in"<br /><br />"Of all the things i've lost....I miss my mind the most"<br /><br />"I'm a mount'n man......I like mount'n women"<br /><br />Cheers<br />Andrew
 

Bob in Calif.

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"CB RADIO, THE REDNECK INTERNET"<br /><br />"BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP, BUT UGLY IS TO THE BONE"<br /> ...Bob in Calif...
 

Bco128

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a few from my area are.<br /> (1)To H*** with 911...dial 357.<br /> (2)This vehicle protected by smith and wesson<br /> (3)if the musics too loud your too old.<br /> (4)don't laugh buddy..at least its paid for<br /> (5)im uninsured...i dare you.<br /> (6)if you follow too close ill flip a booger on your windshield.<br /> (7)did you see the size of that rabbit?<br /> (8)i saw that<br /> (9)cash grass or a** no free rides<br /> (10)men only tell the truth when there is no other option<br /> (11)i went thatta way ><br /> <br />and for a fanally a sigh which is posted at my front gate<br /> trespassers will be shot...survivors will be shot again.
 

mathiasmorgan

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My new favorite:<br />If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room.
 

catfish Rick

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I'll fish and I'll hunt in the rain but i'll be danmmed if I work in it. Keep working millions on werfare depend on you. eatin broncos ****in bronco 2's
 

UpstNYer

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If it's got Tits or Tires; it's gonna cause Trouble.
 

pjc

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Here's one for the motorheads<br /><br />"Injections Great, But I'd Rather Be Blown"<br /><br />I bought that one in an independant HD shop while on business in Tenn. Put 'er on the sun visor of the rental car I had.<br />Great Fun
 

Capt Joe

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If you think this cars dirty, try a night with the driver. <br /><br />Legs is the word - spread the word. <br /><br />Some personalised No. Plates seen here:<br />4EVA29<br />H82BEL8<br />4KNL<br />COPBAIT<br />STOLEN
 

ztim

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Hi h20 Therapy<br /> Yes, there are alot of Packer Backers even in SC. Don't miss much of the Wisconsin winters, though. Have a good one.<br /> Mitz
 

Raybo

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I'm surprised I haven't seen this one:<br /><br />"I'll give up my gun when they pry my cold, dead fingers from it."
 

18rabbit

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“So many idiots – So few comets”<br /><br />“Share the road with a cyclist – Drive in the bike lane”
 
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