Bumper Stickers.

[horseshoeking]

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FOR SALE, ex-wife, take over payments

 

[Dunaruna]

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Its old but still gives me a chuckle,<br /><br /> "Wanted, wife. Must have boat & motor. Please send picture of boat & motor."

 

[Mercury140-I6]

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I got this one for my friends boat right after his divorce.<br /><br />I got this boat for my wife, Not a bad trade huh?<br /><br />Craig

 

[Raybo]

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Saw this one around the Charleston S.C. Navy base:<br />"Submariners do it deeper".

 

[labzman3]

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I remember my grandpappy saying this one :<br />Anything that bleeds for 7 days & doesn't die,, MUST be evil !!!!

 

[Dan Beisel]

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my all-time favorites:<br /><br />MOUSTACHE RIDES - 5 cents<br />SIT ON A HAPPY FACE

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

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One of my personal favorites;<br />You can't have crap without rap.<br />and of course;<br />Prosecutors will be violated.

 

[fowl intent]

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"Don't make me come down there..." GOD

 

[TGattis]

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MY new favorite excuse------------------------- "I wasn't speeding I was qualifying"<br /> <br />My boat name "Pray for the fish"

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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Bumper Sticker: Ladyfish For City Council

 

[DJ]

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Very clever. Can I send my absentee ballot in?

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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Vote early & often.

 

[T S N]

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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.<br />On me truck, racecar spelled backwards is racecar.

 

[mred 2436]

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( clearing throat ) lost your cat??? try looking under my tire...

 

[Andrew Leigh]

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Seen in Australia recently,<br /><br />"This is FORD country.....on a quiet day you can hear the HOLDEN'S rusting"<br /><br />Holden's obviously being a automobile.<br /><br />Cheers<br />Andrew

 

[T S N]

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men age like wine, women age like milk.

 

[voxmorgan]

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My Girlfriend Can't Wrestle<br />But You Should See Her BOX

 

[PatPatterson]

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In Oregon: I love Spotted Owls. They Taste like Chicken<br /><br />In Texas: Love NY? Take I-30 East<br /><br />Also in Texas: California is like a bowl of cereal. Full of Flakes, Fruits, and Nuts.<br />(No offense meant, just thought it was funny)<br /><br />"If you don't like the way I drive, Stay off the sidewalk."

 

[captain spike]

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from massachusetts....<br /> " take me drunk im home "<br /> makes me laugh just typing it!!!<br /> <br /> or one for the troopers,,,im not tailgating im drafting...

 

[texasfishon]

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on a red camerio with a blonde behind the wheel:<br />"as a matter of fact i do own this road!"