California

--GQ--

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This is a rebuttal to all the negative posts about the Golden State. For the past few months California bashers went on a "blabbing" rampage indiscriminately painted everyone with a fat brush. Even innocent women and children were not spared. The psychological effect of such stereotype may not yet be realized. I fear damage has already been done. Only time will tell. What surprise me most; I realize quite a few folks on this forum are from California but all were MIA in the malay. I was expecting a positive post by some but "nada". Very disappointing I must say. Perhaps they have given up their "Man Card". Furthermore, under stress, a few have defected to different states and even as far away as Japan :D . <br /><br />As a bashing survivor, I feel an offensive is long over due. The followings should level the playing field. If needed, more may be added at your request. I think this is sufficient.<br /><br />1) California has the 5th largest economy in the world. Without us, the United States would be reduced to just a tad better than a second world country. With 12.4 trillion dollars of purchasing power, we can support the entire mid-west states including a free Dixie Chicks CD/DVD for every man, woman and children. As for you Texans, you can have two because you're special. Needless to say we are your surrogate parents. We contribute so much but yet you don't appreciate us.<br /><br />2) Each year our Colleges and Universities produce more entrepreneurs than any state. We have 9 Universities ranked in the top 50. Two of which in the top 10. A few years ago Cal-Tech and Berkeley ranked one and two respectively. We contribute so much in term of Science and Technology. You repay us by throwing mud pies and say we lack morals yet you want to be like us.<br /><br />3) We are the sole provider for your daily entertainments. When you flip on a show for your family to enjoy on a sunday afternoon, the program was made here. Late at night, after the kids are asleep and you tune to a show designated 3 X's, yes that program was made here also. As you can see we got all bases covered for your pleasure. But yet you call us names . You say we are extreme.<br /><br />4) Yes we are extreme. We ride big boats. We drive big cars. We live in big houses and we like big B**bs. Our women are hot and in some area the "men are even hotter". The folks from frisco can testify to this. Hold on folks, notice the quotation marks. Don't get any wrong idea. <br /><br />All in all how does your state stack up?
 

Speedwagon

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And none of that changes the fact, that California is the land of fruits and nuts. :p
 

Haut Medoc

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What's yer point? <br />I think that there are too many illegal immigrants living there...<br />Way too many "Ricers & Beaners" IMHO<br />You have a Governator...<br />New York actually has video entertainment...<br />I'm sure it's fun, but it is really not any better than anywhere else....<br />'Cept Texas that is! ;) <br />Even Texas has 3-4 people that are OK......JK
 

Kiwi Phil

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Where is Huntington?.....never heard of it.<br /> :D <br />Cheers<br />Phillip
 

ZooMbr

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GQ; <br /><br />Missed the bashing thread, but wouldn't have jumped on it as Calif is a great state with some of the most beautiful country you can find. A bit over pop'ed. Lived in Fair Oaks for three years; only downside to Calif is it's taken over by illegals and way too many libs for me (didn't bother me I just nodded my head in a circular motion). Great Friends through.
 

POINTER94

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GQ,<br /><br />Lived in California for two plus years (Auburn) and like any place in america, there are good and bad aspects of living there. I could hit almost three seasons within two hours from my doorstep. Very Cool. <br /><br />Your houses are nowhere near as large as the ones here in the midwest. We have basements and real yards. <br /><br />Your colleges are representative of your population, and they don't produce entrepeneurs, the foster and hone them. Population vs. top 50 colleges doesn't bear out a great education disparity. In fact most colleges are funded by federal funds, the rest of the country says "your welcome". Illinois has three colleges in the top 50 and about 1/10 your population.<br /><br />I never lived in an area with greater mistrust for their neighbors. Everyone seems to think everyone else in some kind of child molester. I traveled the state extensively and it is prevalent all over. Nothing more beautiful than San Diego, and then there is Barstow, but to each his own. <br /><br />California is a unique study in human nature. As a state it has more natural beauty than any other state. But in my opinion their politics and lifestyle can be boiled down to the little quip, "conformity by non-conformity". I loved it there but the liberal pervasiveness, overpopulation in many places, and selective enforment of laws that are politically correct (drug use is a crime) made it a great experience, but I was more than happy to move back to where people know why some of us like to eat fish on friday. <br /><br />Not bashing CA, just an objective view of someone who lived there and elsewhere.
 

ZmOz

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I think of california like a relative's house. It's fun to visit for a few days, but if I had to stay any longer than that I'd probably kill myself. And it smells funny... :D <br /><br />I have two employees that live down there...they pay more for their small apartments than I do for my 1800sq ft house. And I live in one of the most expensive parts of OR. :eek:
 

Twidget

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I lived there for years, I dont now. To each his own.
 

Link

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Hey GQ<br />No one is bashing California. <br />I LOVE Mexican food.<br />We just don't want your people entering the United States Illegally !! :D :D :D ;)
 

QC

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California is what you make of it. What Pointer noted "three seasons within two hours" can be said about lifestyle(s) too. Lot's of variety, people, homes, politics, schools etc. etc. It is very easy to be miserable here, but it is also easy to reinvent yourself. I have thought about changing our "lifestyle" every five years or so which could be done while keeping the same job. Beach house, mountain cabin, highrise apartment, liveaboard, farm, lake house, suburbia. For some reason I have chosen the latter :rolleyes: ).
 

Boomyal

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I love California! :D Just got back from a So Cal beach tour with my 18 and 22 y/o. We went from San Diego to Malibu Beach.<br /><br />
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<br /><br />Nuff Said!!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot. The sun also shines there, which it seldom does in the land of Starbucks. :mad:
 
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Originally posted by Link:<br /> Hey GQ<br />No one is bashing California. <br />I LOVE Mexican food.<br />We just don't want your people entering the United States Illegally !! :D :D :D ;)
Link is working overtime today. Is it raining there as well? :p ;) Is GQ from Mexico or are all CA residents "illegal"? :D
 

--GQ--

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Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> What's yer point? <br />I think that there are too many illegal immigrants living there...<br />Way too many "Ricers & Beaners" IMHO<br />You have a Governator...<br />New York actually has video entertainment...<br />I'm sure it's fun, but it is really not any better than anywhere else....<br />'Cept Texas that is! ;) <br />Even Texas has 3-4 people that are OK......JK
Haut Medic, I wouldn't dance in the street yet. I passed through your backyard numerous times on my way to Alaska. I say you have the same problem and more are heading that way. Difference is due to the constant rain, you don't see em on the street as much. But seriously, what can you do about it. My only problem is the degrading of our living standard.<br /><br />New York got nothing compare to US.
 

--GQ--

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Originally posted by POINTER94:<br />[QB] GQ,<br /><br />Your colleges are representative of your population, and they don't produce entrepeneurs, the foster and hone them. Population vs. top 50 colleges doesn't bear out a great education disparity. In fact most colleges are funded by federal funds, the rest of the country says "your welcome". Illinois has three colleges in the top 50 and about 1/10 your population.<br /><br /><br />You kidding right. I saw one in the top 50; Northwestern University. And also we have many private Universities which are not public funded. <br /><br />Did you know that every year at least one USC Alumni nominated for an Oscar.
 

POINTER94

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Kidding, NO. Try looking for U of Chicago. Chicago is a city in Illinois. The U of I Champaign/Urbana is also in the top 50. It's ok, maybe you just didn't know where some of these cities were. They are in Illinois.<br /><br />No scholarships, pell grants, research grants, financial aid, tax breaks, awards to any of those "private" colleges? Where does a vast majority of those funds come from? Yep, from all of us. <br /><br />What's an Oscar? Sounds like a sandwich. One typically full of bologna.
 

Boomyal

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Originally posted by POINTER94:<br /> What's an Oscar? Sounds like a sandwich. One typically full of bologna.
Pointer, maybe like Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Barbara Striesand, , Russell Crowe, George Gooney, et al? ;)
 
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