FLATHEAD
Captain
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2002
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Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) <br />for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with <br />his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN <br />SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE <br />IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN <br />INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he <br />could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio <br />(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his <br />search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another <br />discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on <br />his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) <br />and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't <br />find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....