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Fed up with those high slip fees?
Tired of scraping barnacles and gunk off the hull?
Annoyed by those pesky waves rocking your boat?
Well say hello to the $5 Dry Dock!
No more will you be bothered by expensive fees, barnacles and waves!
You will be the envy (or laughing stock) of all others in the marina!
Act RIGHT now and we will send you a Free ShamWOW, a $40 value!
(disclaimer, not responsible for minor hull damage)