puddle jumper
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Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.The sales girl noticed him and asked him if she can help him.He ansewrs that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.She directs him down the correct aisle.Afew minutes later ,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says ,confused,"Sir i thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers"You see its like this,yesterday,I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,and came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;cause its soooo-oo-ooo much cheeper.So ,figure if i have toroll my own ............. so does she.8)8)
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.The sales girl noticed him and asked him if she can help him.He ansewrs that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.She directs him down the correct aisle.Afew minutes later ,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says ,confused,"Sir i thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers"You see its like this,yesterday,I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,and came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers;cause its soooo-oo-ooo much cheeper.So ,figure if i have toroll my own ............. so does she.8)8)
