Re: Congratulations to Don S. 20,000 posts!
Congratulations Don!
I thought about what you have done form the group and how the many iboater's have come forward to thank you for your contributions to them and the masses. As a new boater it is truly a great thing to find men such as your self that are willing to help and assist those of us in need. While some might think it is only boating; how important is that? We the members of iboats know need you and thank you for all the great times we have enjoyed on the water. For this my suggestion to you is:
Nautical Shaman
There are many variations of shamanism throughout the world; following are beliefs shared by all followers of Nautical shamanism
The Nautical Shaman can communicate with the boating world.
The Nautical Shaman can treat sickness of all boats and motors.
The Nautical Shaman can employ discussion inducing techniques to troubleshoot, repair boats, and amuse his followers.
The Nautical Shaman's spirit can leave the body to enter the supernatural world of marine diagnostics to search for answers needed for any repair.
Shamanism is based on the premise that the visible world is pervaded by invisible forces or spirits which affect the lives of the living. In our case, those spirits are caused by the likes of boat and motor manufactures everywhere, misuse (other wise stupid human tricks), and abuse (from those that don't know any better). Nautical Shamanism requires individualized knowledge and special abilities. Nautical Shaman can gather into associations, such as iboats to share their abilities with the masses.
Thanks again for your service!