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[redneck joe]

It was a treat for as a kind. My mom would try mixing a wee bit of sugar and vinegar in with mayo and pass it off as the real deal. It was pretty close but I always knew. And then there powered milk made with sulfur water. I will never know how she thought I would be convinced it was real milk.

mom was a fan of the MW.

she moved t Denmark in the mid 70s and that was before the EU and one of my smuggles was miracle whip.

 

[DeepCMark58A]

throw that whip sh.t away an use dukes or if you must have sweet use, well, nothing...

My side won the war keep that Duke's crap south of the Mason Dixon.

 

[redneck joe]

My side won the war keep that Duke's crap south of the Mason Dixon.

omg just might have peed myself a bit....

 

[redneck joe]

wife and i did a taste test between hellmans, dukes and blue plate

 

[Pmt133]

Beef bacon is better than turkey bacon but obviously less better than pork bacon. And it's not really close because bacon is the only true super food.

I love all my meats. If you'll excuse me I have to go be fat.