Disturbance in/on the Lake

Barbee Q

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Well I went out to the lake again to see if I can catch some more big catfish.. It was so nice and the water was calm today. There were only 3 boats out and me fishing in the 5 mile zone.. About 2 hours go by and here comes a boat out in the middle of the lake, it stops and I can clearly hear people talking, well mostly her.. I can also hear the bulge, pumping water out.. Right then I nailed an incoming fish on my line.. As I'm concentrating on my Fish, I can Hear her talking, well kind of yelling this out.. "WILL HURRY UP AND FIX THE DARN BOAT I HAVE TO TAKE A ****".. Next I hear this big splash and in she went.. I then yelled back to the boat, "I Heard that and so did the Whole lake; That is just not Right".. We all started laughing.. When I came into the dock, there was another couple coming in too. They were talking about hearing the same woman yelling it out.. What I thought was even funnier, is I jumped off the side of my boat 20 minutes before they showed up to do the samething, but I didn't advertise it to the intire Lake.. But I did manage to yell out, "Oh, Baby Mama's eaten fish tonite".. That was heard by the 2 Bass Trackers and I showed off my fish.. I guess fish don't know the difference between a 32 thousand dollar Tracker, to a 400 dollar Tub Toy(Bayliner) I was in..
 

Twidget

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Some fish just have no standards. LOL
 

AK_Chappy

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by Barbara Dee:<br /> I can also hear the bulge, pumping water out..
Uhmmmmm,<br />Where exactly was the water coming from again??<br /><br /> :D <br /><br />AK Chappy
 

Realgun

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

You mean you jump into the lake to take a leak?
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by Realgun:<br /> You mean you jump into the lake to take a leak?
Ya, I sure did ,becuase I forgot my coffee can at home..<br />Truck driving rule #1.. If you are in a Semi Truck you better take a secured coffee empty can with you, becuase once he is on the road it is 200miles to the next truck stop. That rule also works for boats with no port-a-potti.
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by Twidget:<br /> Some fish just have no standards. LOL
If fish had standards, then most people wouldn't catch a thing.. Can you amagine a group of fish checking you out as your putting your boat in.. They swim back to all the other fish buddy's to take a good look at you and they either get a good laugh or say dream on dude. Hay, lets go check him out..and jump in the boat, he looks kind of Kool.. You know all those great snags, how do you really know that it isn't the fish checking you out and playing, lets mess with this guy today..
 

Frankhanhart

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

I love the bait-keeper/livethingy on my boat....when my wife gets the urge, she puts on a towel to keep the moon shining out of the eyes of others, sits on the thingy while I flip the switch to flush :D . Takes all my willpower to stay off the throttle!!!!
 

steamboatwilly

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I never heard it called a coffee canbefore.My wife and me went to lake today.Bear and hog season was open.Hunters was in boat on far side of lake .When they left,we went there to picnic.Had lunch spread out,went to bushes to p and two sows and one boar chased her out.Had to hunker down behind boat.
 

Twidget

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

If fish had standards, then most people wouldn't catch a thing.
Yep, exactly. :) My Dad and I used to outfish my uncle and cousins in our old tri hull. They had every conceivable fishing contraption on their boar.
 

Barbee Q

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If people had standards, they wouldn't eat half the fish they catch.. Think about it.. (99.9% of people and 100% of fish do this in the water). <br />If I have to tell What it is; heres a Clue.. Don't eat the yellow snow...
 

jph20

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

lol thats why i practise catch an release :D
 
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you know what else works when my dad and i go out and my mom comes with us we always take a bucket. it never fails that she has to p 20 min into it so with the bucket she sits it in the bottom of the boat and goes nobody can see her because it looks like she is just sitting in the boat. she started holding her pole to to hide it.
 

Barbee Q

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I wish you could get a picture of that? Of course don't get killed by her in the process.
 

Wimperdink

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> I wish you could get a picture of that? Of course don't get killed by her in the process.
you have a strange way of getting your kicks BD
 
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If I did that she would not go fishing any more and neither would I b/c the boat probably would not float anymore. But me and my dad get a kick out of it b/c she works so hard to hide it, and one day this summer we accidently [ :) forgot the bucket and made her like many others have jump into the lake. Of course it was away from our crappie hole.
 

Dave Abrahamson

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by Mo.CrappieFisherman:<br />Of course it was away from our crappie hole.
Ya mean you have one hole for #1 and one for crappie? ;) :D :eek: :p
 

phantoms

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Re: Disturbance in/on the Lake

Originally posted by Dave Abrahamson:<br />
Originally posted by Mo.CrappieFisherman:<br />Of course it was away from our crappie hole.
Ya mean you have one hole for #1 and one for crappie? ;) :D
:D :D :D :D :D
 
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