Drunk Talk

[CrappieFisherman]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<br /><br />- Indubitably<br />- Innovative<br />- Preliminary<br />- Proliferation<br />- Cinnamon<br /><br />THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE<br />DRUNK:<br /><br />- Specificity<br />- Passive-aggressive disorder<br />- Loquacious<br />- Transubstantiate<br /><br />THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN<br />YOU'RE DRUNK:<br /><br />- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex<br />- Nope, no more booze for me<br />- Sorry, but you're not really my type<br />- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight<br />- Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing<br /><br />

 

[boatingfool]

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Crappie,<br /><br />I cant even say the first two lists sober!!

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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Where the heck is OBJ when he's needed???

 

[OBJ]

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I'm jisht shtanding here nesht to ya' Elemer.<br /><br />But in defense of the confirmed beer lover.....<br /><br />I'm not as far under the alcfluense of enchole as some theople may pink.<br /><br />But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

 

[LadyFish]

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Glad to see you are back on your meds OBJ.

 

[Elmer Fudge]

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MMmmm!! Hic!! Under the affluence of hic!!in..in cahol, eh!!

 

[CrappieFisherman]

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During the days of the Prohibition(Capone, the gangster era) a chicagoan wanting to catch a buzz drank STERNO, the canned heat of choice back in them days. He lit a cigarette and promptly EXPLODED <br /><br />His name?<br /><br />Al Cohol!<br /><br />Believe it or not!

 

[FLATHEAD]

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NOT

 

[tylerin]

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Hey Home!! I'm Honey