JamesCoste
Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2003
- Messages
- 595
There is some neat software, located here , that could be useful to some here.<br /><br />StripMail is a FREEWARE utility that: <br /><br />- Strips the characters ">" and "|" from forwarded e-mails. <br />- Formats the text into paragraphs, making it easier to read. <br />- Changes the text's right margin, by indenting. <br />- Can be used with any e-mail client. <br /><br />I'm not picking on anybody, but a recent email by Ron G. that had a joke about men on it was terribly difficult to read. This Strip Mail utility will clean up forwarded emails quickly and easily prior to them being copied and pasted in a forum or sent to friends.<br /><br />I hope some find it helpful. Using Ron G's post "One for LF" as an example (keep in mind that most of the text was edited by JB for content purposes).<br /><br />With one click of a button, you get to read:<br />1. <br />2. <br />3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) <br /><br />4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? <br /><br />(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) <br /><br />5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? <br /><br />6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? <br />(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) <br /><br />7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know..... it never happened) <br /><br />(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite: <br /><br />8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? <br /><br />Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...... Then you are just an old sour fart.
