English lesson

[deputydawg]

If this is too much for here my appoligies to the mods in advance.<br /><br />>WOMEN'S ENGLISH<br />>1. Yes = No<br />>2. No = Yes<br />>3. Maybe = No<br />>4. We need = I want<br />>5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry<br />>6. We need to talk = you're in trouble<br />>7. Sure, go ahead = you better not<br />>8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later<br />>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset you moron!<br />>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think <br />about?<br />><br />>MEN'S ENGLISH<br />>1. I am hungry = I am hungry<br />>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy<br />>3. I am tired = I am tired<br />>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage<br />>5. I love you = Let's have sex now<br />>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?<br />>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.<br />>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you<br />>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you<br />>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you<br />>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[heycods]

Re: English lesson

yepper

 

[Haut Medoc]

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I see that all of those years of cryptology have paid off well! Nicely Done! ....JK

 

[Kiwi Phil]

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Yes, it is the same all over the world.<br />Cheers<br />Phillip

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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I'm sure that will translate into other languages as well.<br /><br />Why is it that when you look at your spouse and you did not say anything, they ask you "What?".