heycods
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A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.<br /> The wife is behind the wheel.<br /><br /> Her husband suddenly looks across at her and<br />speaks in a clear voice "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."<br /><br /> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road<br />ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45mph.<br /><br /> The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."<br /> Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering<br />wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.<br /> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says<br />insistently. Up to 60.<br /><br /> "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.<br />"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all<br />the credit cards and the boat!"<br /><br /> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive<br />concrete bridge.<br /> This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't<br />there anything you want?"<br /> The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled<br /> voice.<br />"No, I've got everything I need," she says.<br />"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"<br /><br />Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the<br />wife turns to<br />him and smiles. "The airbag."<br /><br /> Moral o! f the Story:<br />Women are clever beings. Don't mess with them
