Explaining evolution

[Plainsman]

> > > One day, a six-year-old girl was sitting in
> > a classroom.
> > > The teacher was explaining evolution to the
> > children.
> > > The teacher asked a little boy:
> > >
> > > TEACHER:
> > > Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Yes
> > >
> > > TEACHER:
> > > Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Yes.
> > > TEACHER:
> > > Go outside and look up and see if you
> > can see the sky.
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Okay.
> > > (He returned a few minutes later)
> > > Yes, I saw the sky.
> > > TEACHER:
> > > Did you see GOD?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > No.
> > >
> > > TEACHER:
> > > That's my point.
> > > We can't see GOD because HE isn't there.
> > > HE just doesn't exist.
> > >
> > > A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the
> > boy some questions. The
> > >teacher agreed.
> > >
> > >
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Yes
> > >
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Tommy do you see the grass outside?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Yessssss!
> > >
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Did you see the sky?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > Yessssss!
> > >
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Tommy, do you see the Teacher ?
> > >
> > > TOMMY: Yes
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Do you see her brain?
> > >
> > > TOMMY:
> > > No.
> > >
> > > LITTLE GIRL:
> > > Then according to what we were taught today,
> > > She doesn't have one.

 

[12Footer]

Re: Explaining evolution

LOL!! Amen.

 

[Laddies]

Re: Explaining evolution

8)8)8)

 

[jtexas]

Re: Explaining evolution

dang! I completely missed the connection to evolution.

 

[rwise]

Re: Explaining evolution

8)dd

 

[xtraham]

Re: Explaining evolution

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Re: Explaining evolution

dang! I completely missed the connection to evolution.

Maybe you was busy humping a fish? :^

 

[jtexas]

Re: Explaining evolution

dang! I completely missed the connection to evolution.

Maybe you was busy humping a fish? :^

aha...maybe that's the connection to evolution... :^

 

[technostingray]

Re: Explaining evolution

dang! I completely missed the connection to evolution.

Did you see the part about the brain? If you didn't that explains your failure.

 

[Drowned Rat]

Re: Explaining evolution

:/