When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"<br /><br />Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"<br /><br />James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"<br /><br />Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." <br /><br />The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.<br /><br />As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."<br /><br />The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What the hell did you think I said?"
