SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Curse"<br /> <br />An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he<br />can remove a "Curse" he has been living with<br />for the last 40 years.<br /> <br />The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have<br />to tell me the exact words that were used<br />to put the curse on you."<br /> <br />The old man says without hesitation,<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"'I now pronounce you man and wife!'"<br />_____________________________________________<br />"One Last Cookie?"<br /> <br />This elderly man was at home, dying in bed.<br /> <br />He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate<br />chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie<br />before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the<br />landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into<br />the kitchen where his wife was busily baking<br />cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the<br />table and was just barely able to lift his withered<br />arm to the cookie sheet.<br /> <br />As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip<br />cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly<br />whacked his hand with a spatula.<br /> <br />"Why did you do that?" he whispered.<br /> <br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"They're for the funeral" she replied. 
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