FUNERAL PROCESSION <br />A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she <br />noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. <br />A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 <br />feet behind the first one. <br />Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a <br />leash. <br />Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. <br /><br />The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking <br />the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time <br />to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. <br />Whose funeral is it?" <br />"My husband's." <br />"What happened to him?" <br />The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." <br />She inquired further, "Well,who is in the second hearse?" <br />The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband <br />when the dog turned on her." <br />A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. <br />"Can I borrow the dog?" <br />"Get in line !!!!!!" 
