funny facts...

tylerin

Commander
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
2,368
Re: funny facts...

Thats nothing Gauge, a friend of mine was observing the Gorillas, when one of them crapped in his hand and peppered the crowd. LMAO :)
 

Skiuseme

Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jun 18, 2003
Messages
409
Re: funny facts...

I feel dumber after reading this post but, it was a good one...
 

gaugeguy

Captain
Joined
Jun 4, 2003
Messages
3,564
Re: funny facts...

OK, lets see if we can get it back on track...<br /><br />A group of 12 cows is called a "flink"
 

phatmanmike

Captain
Joined
Oct 24, 2003
Messages
3,869
Re: funny facts...

it is impossible to fold a sheet of paper more than 8 times<br /><br />i also hear its impossible to drink a gallon of whole milk in 1 hour, without vomiting!!!<br /><br />your body just dont like milk
 

Carphunter

Commander
Joined
Aug 11, 2002
Messages
2,061
Re: funny facts...

Two birds in the bush.........beat a full house. :p <br /><br />BTW, I feel dumberer, and dumber for reading this dumb post which is dumberer than the last dumb post I read.....................which was dumb. :confused:
 

ndemge

Commander
Joined
Jul 15, 2002
Messages
2,644
Re: funny facts...

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
 

Carphunter

Commander
Joined
Aug 11, 2002
Messages
2,061
Re: funny facts...

Its impossible to use the words "Liberal" and "Intelligent" in a proper sentence.<br /><br />...........Hey, I don't make this stuff up. ;)
 

ndemge

Commander
Joined
Jul 15, 2002
Messages
2,644
Re: funny facts...

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' head enables it to see all four feet at all times
 

LadyFish

Admiral
Joined
Mar 18, 2003
Messages
6,894
Re: funny facts...

Carpy how bout "Never overestimate the intelligence of a liberal"! :D ;) :p
 

OBJ

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Dec 27, 2002
Messages
10,161
Re: funny facts...

This thread is why JB just shakes his head and cries........ :D
 

gaugeguy

Captain
Joined
Jun 4, 2003
Messages
3,564
Re: funny facts...

There are spots on the Iboats beauty queen that have never seen soap :eek:
 

Carphunter

Commander
Joined
Aug 11, 2002
Messages
2,061
Re: funny facts...

There are spots on the iboats beauty queen that she has never seen. :eek: <br /><br />lol at LF. :D
 

tylerin

Commander
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
2,368
Re: funny facts...

If one of Carpy's high heels breaks, he walks with a limp :D
 

mellowyellow

Vice Admiral
Joined
Jun 8, 2002
Messages
5,327
Re: funny facts...

a rat can go without water longer than a camel.<br />the declaration of idependence was written on hemp.<br />the dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".<br />the red spot on a can of 7-up comes from it's<br />inventor. he was an albino and had red eyes.<br />there are no words in the dictionary that rhyme<br />with orange, purple or silver.
 

Skiuseme

Chief Petty Officer
Joined
Jun 18, 2003
Messages
409
Re: funny facts...

A Ducks Quack is the only sound that does not echo. Sorry had to jump on the band wagon
 
Top