Funny had to share

[puddle jumper]

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk. When he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk weaves into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asked the drunk "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

Yesh i am replies the drunk,so the preacher grabs him and dunks him into the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, Brother have you found Jesus?

The drunk replies, No I hashn,t. The preacher shocked at the answer,dunks him into the water again,but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, have you found Jesus my brother?

The drunk answers ,no I (hic) Hash not found Jesus.
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk into the water again ,but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, For the love of god, man have you found jesus?

The drunk wipes his eyes,catches his breath and says to the preacher

Are you s-sh-shure this is where he (hic) fell in?'

 

[WAVENBYE2]

Re: Funny had to share

Thats funny I will have to remember that for around the campfire Cute I like it!