Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.
Here's a goodie
I like how the mention accident, but say nothing about FIRE
The outside of the boat is in decent shape. It needs new carpeting, and is being sold without the engine. The boat was in an accident in July when there was a leak in the fuel line. We ripped up the carpet, it needed to be replaced to begin with. There was no major damage to the boat in the accident, all cosmetic. The interior in the boat is decent, the part that is exposed to the sun has some wear and tear, everything in the cabin is in great condition.
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/1987499383.html
Here's a goodie
The outside of the boat is in decent shape. It needs new carpeting, and is being sold without the engine. The boat was in an accident in July when there was a leak in the fuel line. We ripped up the carpet, it needed to be replaced to begin with. There was no major damage to the boat in the accident, all cosmetic. The interior in the boat is decent, the part that is exposed to the sun has some wear and tear, everything in the cabin is in great condition.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/1987499383.html