Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[gm280]

I couldn't afford a security alarm, but I parked it where I think it will still be there next time...

 

[smokeonthewater]

Always parked high n dry...... Emphasis on HIGH!!!!

 

[smokeonthewater]

http://m.ebay.com/itm/361376176985

 

[smokeonthewater]

No Title

 

[redneck joe]

https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/5195155663.html

 

[redneck joe]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/boa/5137995506.html

 

[gm280]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/boa/5137995506.html

WOW, I bet he gets tons of responses with that boat and engine... I wonder if the vegetation is included?

 

[southkogs]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/boa/5137995506.html

LOL ... nature lover's dream

 

[jbcurt00]

https://nashville.craigslist.org/boa/5195155663.html

I suspect that ad draws some unwelcome responses.

Hey Erik, dont you have 1 boat too many nearby :watermelon:

 

[garbageguy]

Caption this soon to be Craigs list add

Just add water...

 

[garbageguy]

http://m.ebay.com/itm/361376176985

Do people really pay to haul away people's junk?

He did make quite the sales pitch though. The part about the "exact precision job" almost got me to want to buy it...

 

[garbageguy]

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/boa/5137995506.html

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/sat/boa/5137995506.html

Ya, but it's a "good... merc cruser". Who wouldn't want it?

 

[64osby]

Ya, but it's a "good... merc cruser". Who wouldn't want it?

Seeing the hole in the valve cover provides confidence that the motor is "good".

 

[64osby]

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/boa/5174322499.html

Blue bayliner 125hp, new apolstry on seats, still needs work on the interior, also needs water pump........

 

[64osby]

[h=2]RAFT/party bardge - boat 16ft... just needs grill and chairs - $50 [/h]
http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/boa/5156950957.html

For some odd reason I like this. Great re-use of an old hull. Wonder if it floats?

 

[southkogs]

Hey Erik, dont you have 1 boat too many nearby :watermelon:

I saw that ad last night ... I actually thought about that ^^^ ... for a split second

 

[series9]

To be honest, I'll probably buy this simply for the fact that the author of the ad used an adverb correctly.

Read the last line of the ad:

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/boa/5086689648.html

 

[gm280]

To be honest, I'll probably buy this simply for the fact that the author of the ad used an adverb correctly.

Read the last line of the ad:

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/boa/5086689648.html

Oh yea a "chick magnet...small chicks". Truth in advertising... Suffice to say "chick nugget magnet"... ound:

 

[tomhath]

To be honest, I'll probably buy this simply for the fact that the author of the ad used an adverb correctly.

Read the last line of the ad:

http://staugustine.craigslist.org/boa/5086689648.html

I assume you mean the word "excellently". Yes, that's an adverb to qualify "holds". But it's superfluous; either it holds air or it doesn't. :watermelon:

 

[redneck joe]

I could have so much fun with that last line....