Good Advise

[xtraham]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.

 

[Plainsman]

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Well I better finish what's left of the 12 pack then.8)

 

[crunch]

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Thank God it isn't beer thirty yet... that stuff stings when you laugh it out your nose. 8)

 

[stevieray]

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So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.

You'll be amazed how much more you can puke once you think you're finished +o(

 

[danpemby]

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now that IS good advise

 

[Limited-Time]

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Reminds me I have the better part of a case in the garage fridge......................may just have to finish up some work out there tonight.