Great Songs About Cars

ChrisMcLaughlin

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OK...<br />There once was a man from Boston<br />Who bought himself an Austin.......<br />You know the rest.... :D
 

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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.<br />Down the road I go, sliding all the way.<br />I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.<br />My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire! <br /><br />Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.<br />I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.<br />The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.<br />Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! <br /><br />I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.<br />I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.<br />Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.<br />I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop. <br /><br />Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.<br />I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.<br />The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.<br />Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet! <br /><br />Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.<br />People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!<br />I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,<br />Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh! <br /><br />Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.<br />I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.<br />The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.<br />Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusttttttttty Chevroooooooleeeeeet!
 

tylerin

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Hey Tylerin...Guess who sings this
You know Gaugeguy sometimes I think you're wife is doing some posting for you. You'd better stop her!! Just Kidding :D
 

neumanns

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This one is not about a car but it is in the spirit. This song will bring a tear to your eye when you hear it, My wife bawled the first time she ever heard it. It is truly a great. If you have never heard it you should take the time to find it IMO.<br /><br />TEDDY BEAR<br />Recorded by Red Sovine<br />Words and music by Dale Roy, Billy Joe Burnette, Red Sovine and Tommy Hill<br /><br />I was on the outskirts of a little southern town Tryin' to reach my destination before the sun went down The old CB was blarin' away on channel 1-9! When there came a little boy's voice on the radio line<br /><br />And he said: "Breaker 1-9! Is anyone there? Come on back, truckers and talk to Teddy Bear!" Well, I keyed the mike and said: "You got it, Teddy Bear!" And a little boy's voice came back on the air<br /><br />"'Preciate the break, Who we got on that end?" I told him my handle, and, then he began: "Now, I'm not supposed to bother you fellows out there Mom says you're busy and for me to stay off the air<br /><br />But you see, I get lonely and it helps to talk 'Cause that's about all I can do, I'm crippled, and, I can't walk!" I came back and told him to fire up that mike And I'd talk to 'im, as long as he liked<br /><br />"This was my dad's radio", the little boy said "But I guess it's mine and mom's now, 'cause my daddy's dead!" "Dad had a wreck about a month ago He was trying to get home in a blindin' snow<br /><br />Mom has to work now, to make ends meet And I'm not much help, with my two crippled feet!" "She says not to worry that we'll make it alright But, I hear her crying, sometimes late at night<br /><br />You know there's just one thing I want more than anything else to see Aw, I know you guys are too busy to bother with me!" "But, you see, my dad used to take me for rides when he was home But, I guess that's all over now, since my daddy's gone<br /><br />Not one breaker came on the old CB As that little crippled boy talked with me I tried hard to swallow a lump that just wouldn't stay down As I thought about my boy back in Greenville Town<br /><br />"Dad was going to take mom and me with him later on this year, Why, l remember 'im saying: 'Someday this old truck will be yours, Teddy Bear!' But, I know I'll never get to ride an 18-wheeler again But, this old base will keep me in touch with all my trucker friends!"<br /><br />"Teddy Bear's gonna back on out now and leave you alone 'Cause it's about time for mom to come home But, you give me a shout when you're passin' through And I'll sure be happy to come back to you!"<br /><br />Well, I came back and I said: uh! "Before you go 10-10 What's your home 20, little CB friend?" Well, he gave me his address and I didn't once hesitate 'Cause this hot load of freight was just gonna have to wait<br /><br />I turned that truck around on a dime And headed straight for Jackson Street, 229 And as I rounded the corner, oh, I got one heck of a shock l8 wheelers were lined up for three city blocks!<br /><br />Why, I guess every driver for miles around had caught Teddy Bear's call And that little crippled boy was having a ball For as fast as one driver would carry him in Another would carry him to his truck and take off again<br /><br />Well, you better believe I took my turn at riding Teddy Bear And then I carried him back in and put him down in his chair And buddy if I never live to see happiness again I want you to know I saw it that day, in the face of that little man<br /><br />We took up a collection for him before his mama got home And each driver said goodbye and then they all were gone He shook my hand with a mile-long grin And said: "So long, trucker I'll catch ya again!"<br /><br />Well, I hit the Interstate with tears in my eyes I turned on the radio and I got another surprise "Breaker 1-9!" Came a voice on the air "Just one word of thanks from Mama Teddy Bear!"<br /><br />"We wish each and every one, a special prayer for you 'Cause, You just made my little boy's dream come true I'll sign off now, before, I start to cry May God ride with you, 10-4, and goodbye."
 

gaugeguy

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Originally posted by tylerin:<br />
You know Gaugeguy sometimes I think you're wife is doing some posting for you. You'd better stop her!! Just Kidding :D <br /><br />Nope, she hates Kim and Nicole Kidman ;) :D
 

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In order of greatness:<br /><br />Chuck Berry, "Maybeline"<br />don't know who sung it "Hot Rod Lincoln"<br />Stray Cats "Hot Rod Car"<br /><br />Ok, Hot rod Lincoln was writeen and recorded by Charlie Ryan. 'Hot Rod Lincoln' has been performed by many artists - Johnny Bond had a regional hit with the song in 1959; Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen covered it in 1972. In the 80s, Asleep At The Wheel did a very nice version. In 1995, Jim Varney (Ernest) recorded a cover which was used in 'The Beverly Hillbillies' movie.
 

gaugeguy

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"bye-bye ms. American Pie<br />drove my chevy to the levy<br />but the levy was dry<br />and good ole boys drinkin whiskey & rye<br />singing this will be the day that I die"
 

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I thought of "Teddy Bear" and almost posted it, but thought too sad. Thanks for remembering. Red Sovine sure sung some great ones.
 

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-- james taylor --<br /><br />Well, I'm a steamroller, baby<br />I'm bound to roll all over you<br />Yes, I'm a steamroller now, baby<br />I'm bound to roll all over you<br />I'm gonna inject your soul with some sweet rock 'n roll<br />And shoot you full of rhythm and blues<br /><br />Well, I'm a cement mixer<br />A churning urn of burning funk<br />Yes, I'm a cement mixer for you, baby<br />A churning urn of burning funk<br />Well, I'm a demolition derby (yeah)<br />A hefty hunk of steaming junk<br /><br />Now, I'm a napalm bomb, baby<br />Just guaranteed to blow your mind<br />Yeah, I'm a napalm bomb for you, baby<br />Oh, guaranteed, just guaranteed to blow your mind<br />And if I can't have your love for my own (now)<br />Sweet child, won't be nothing left behind<br />It seems how lately, baby<br />Got a bad case steamroller blues
 

wilkin250r

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Backed into my spot at the drive-in show<br />You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow<br />I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand<br />Cuz there's something women like about a pickup man<br /><br />You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill<br />And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe de Ville<br />I've got an eight-foot bed that never has to be made<br />You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates<br />I met all my wives in traffic jams<br />There's just something women like about a pickup man
 

BrianFD

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Two I haven't seen here yet:<br /><br />(Baby You Can) Drive My Car... The BeaTles<br /><br />Drive... The Cars
 

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Anyone remember this one?<br /><br />"I'm In Love With My Car" by Queen<br /><br />The machine of a dream<br />Such a clean machine<br />With the pistons a pumpin'<br />And the hub caps all gleam<br /><br />When I'm holdin' your wheel<br />All I hear is your gear<br />When my hand's on your grease gun<br />Oh it's like a disease son<br /><br />I'm in love with my car<br />Gotta feel for my automobile<br />Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar<br />Such a thrill when your radials squeal<br /><br />Told my girl I'll have to forget her<br />Rather buy me a new carburetor<br />So she made tracks sayin'<br />This is the end now<br />Cars don't talk back<br />They're just four wheeled friends now<br /><br />When I'm holdin your wheel<br />All I hear is your gear<br />When I'm cruisin' in overdrive<br />Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive<br /><br />I'm in love with my car<br />Gotta feel for my automobile<br />I'm in love with my car<br />String back gloves in my automolove
 

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I can't believe you guy's didn't get this one either...<br /><br />"My pappy said "Son your gonna drive me to drinkin'<br />If you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln"<br /><br />Have you heard the story of the hot rod race<br />Where the Fords and the Lincolns were setting the pace?<br />That story is true I'm here to say<br />Cause I was driving that model A.<br /><br />It's got A Lincoln motor and its really souped up<br />And that model A body makes it look like a pup<br />It's got eight cylinders, uses them all<br />Got overdrive, It just won't stall<br /><br />With four barrel carbs, and A dual exhaust<br />With four:eleven gears you can really get lost.<br />Got safety tubes, but I ain't scared<br />The breaks are good, the tires fair<br /><br />We pulled out of San Pedro late one night<br />With the moon and the stars were shining bright<br />We was driving up on grapevine Hill<br />Passing cars like they was standing still<br /><br />All of a sudden, in the wink of an eye<br />A Cadillac sedan passed us by<br />I said "Boys, that's a mark for me"<br />By then the tail lights was all you could see<br /><br />Now the fellas all rid me for being behind<br />So I thought I'd make that Lincoln unwind<br />Took my foot of the gas and man alive<br />I shoved it on down into over drive<br /><br />Well I wound it up to 110<br />My speedometer said that I'd hit top end<br />My foot was glued like lead to the floor<br />That's all there is, there ain't no more<br /><br />Now the boys all thought that I'd lost my sense<br />Them telephone poles were like a picket fence<br />They said "Slow down, I see spots!"<br />The lines on the road just looked like dots<br /><br />We took a corner, side swiped a truck<br />And I crossed my fingers just for luck<br />My fenders was clicking the guard rail post<br />The guy beside me was white as a ghost<br /><br />Smoke was coming from out of the back<br />When I started to gain on that Cadillac<br />I knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass<br />But don't you know by then we'd be low on gas<br /><br />I had flames coming from out of the side<br />You could feel the tension, man what a ride<br />I said "Look out boys, I've got a license to fly"<br />And that Caddy pulled over and let us by<br /><br />All of the sudden she started knocking<br />Down in the dips she started rocking<br />I looked in the mirror. Red lights were blinking<br />The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln<br /><br />Well they arrested me and they put me in jail<br />Called my pappy to throw my bail<br />And he said "Son, you're going to drive me to drinkin'<br />If you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln"<br /><br />Now, can anyone guess who originally sung it?
 

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And there is this one...<br /><br />Here we go<br /><br />Piece of **** car<br />I got a piece of **** car<br />That ****in' pile of ****<br />Never gets me very far<br /><br />My car's a big piece of ****<br />'Cause the shocks are ****ing shot<br />And my seatbelt's ****ing broken<br />I got to tie it in a knot<br />(It's a piece of ****)<br /><br />I can't see through the windshield<br />'Cause it's got a big ****ing' crack<br />And the interior smells real bad<br />'Cause my friend puked in the back<br />(It's a piece of ****)<br /><br />(Piece of **** car)<br />Piece of **** car<br />(He's got a piece of **** car)<br />It sucks royal ****<br />(That ****in' pile of ****)<br />100% crap<br />(Never gets him very far)<br />Oh **** you car<br /><br />It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track<br />Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack<br />(They can bite his *** too)<br />And I got no ****in' brakes<br />I'm always way out of control<br />Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it ******* "<br />(You ****in' piece of ****)<br /><br />(Piece of **** car)<br />I got piece of **** car<br />(He got a piece of **** car)<br />Diesel gas sucks my *** <br />(That ****in' pile of ****)<br />That pile of metal ****<br />(Never gets him very far)<br /><br />Oh what the **** did I do<br />What the **** did I do<br />What the **** did I do<br />To get stuck with you<br />You're too wide for drive-thru<br />And you smell like the shoe<br />But I'm too broke to buy something new<br />Oh **** me<br /><br />Well the engine likes to flood<br />The car always ****in' stalls<br />And the seat cushion's got a big rip<br />So a spring always pokes the balls<br />(Ouch, ouch, ouch)<br />Plus the door locks are busted<br />I gotta use a ****ing coat hanger<br />(What a pain in his *** )<br />And if a girlie sees my car<br />There's no chance I'll ever bang her<br />(He never ever gets da *****)<br />Hey shut up<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />You piece of **** car<br /><br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />You piece of **** car<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />Bald ****in' tires<br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />No rearview ****ing mirror<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />Seven different colors<br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />****ing rag for a gas cap<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere<br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />(Piece of **** car)<br />Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser<br />(You got a piece of **** car)<br />Cabby give me a push<br />(Piece of **** car...)
 
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