Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole<br />when her neighbor peered over the fence.<br /> Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked,<br /> "What are you up to there, Nancy?"<br /> "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully,<br />without looking up, "and I've just buried him."<br /> The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"<br /> Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then<br />replied, <br /><br />"That's because he's inside your frigging cat."<br /> 
