His Last Request

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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.


"So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" asks Father O'Grady.


"Oh, Father," she says, "I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."


"Oh, Mary, that's terrible," says the priest. "Tell me, did he have any last requests?"


"That he did, Father..."


"What did he ask, Mary?"
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"He said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun'!"

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