I Just Got Rendered Speechless

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DJ

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"modesty" What's that????<br /><br />A thought/belief-LOST.
 
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Thanks ef, the picture ya painted has me wanting to poke out my minds eye!!!!! Or to paraphrase KG My Minds Eye, My Minds Eye!!
 
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The worst I have ever seen was at a waterpark in Ohio, near King's Island. There was a middle aged man who I think was wearing a Speedo "banana hammock". I say I think he was wearing one because there was a clean flesh-to-flesh transition (unbroken by fabric) from his gut to his legs :eek: . Only a "banana hammock" could possibly be fully hidden by that roll.<br />BTW, I think "banana hammocks" are quite tacky even on "in shape" guys.
 
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Ok, for my own sanity and peace of mind over what ef discribed I prefer to picture her as pregnant.<br /><br />As for SBN...I'm just gonna pretend that conversation didn't happen<br /><br />Allright...Now everything is back to normal in my head and I hope the twitching will go away soon!
 
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Originally posted by efhenry:<br /> H'Cods, I agree with you on a woman having that glow about em when they are with child. <br /><br />Not only was the the sun bouncin off that big honkin lily white belly....she was wearin shore nuff HOTPANK joggin shorts, a BRIGHT FLORECENT orange spandex top and a bright snott green cap. Wasn't any way to miss her ! ! ! If any of yall remember the Peter Max posters we all had in our rooms for the black lights.....Ol' Pete woulda been down right proud of this gal ! ! ! !
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Are you saying you were NOT aroused? Speak clearly man! ;) :D
 
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Originally posted by SwampNut:<br /> Yeah, wear what you want.<br /><br />What gets me are the ones TRYING to be sexy and not realizing they just look disgusting and stupid. Like the ones going out wearing those hip-hugger pants but two sizes too small and giving them a second set of curves. Or the size 18 girl in a size 14 mini-skirt. Really, if you're big, good for you, but just dress appropriately.
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SwampNut,<br />That second set of curves hanging over their pants is now referred to as a "Cake Top"! Say what ya want ya can't make this sheet up.<br /><br /><br />(37)
 
ehenry

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I've quizzed several of the women here at work up about this. Everyone of them have seen this woman before. Turns out she IS pregnant and growin ! ! ! They say she is a transplant from New Orleans, here in our facility working for Entergy whos main office was in N.O. Entergy moved operations up here. They say she wanders around half naked in the gym here which is co-ed and doesnt think anything about it. They all think she's a loon.<br /><br />CAKE TOP??? I saw some of that at the rodeo the other night. The R.D. Neck queens were out in full force ! ! !
 
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SBN in Speedo's - there's got to be a country song in there somewhere.
 
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Thats too funny......at least she's not wearng spandex.....yiks!!
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The spandex wearers usually have axe handle rumps.<br /><br />Spinner, I will probably be having nighmares tonight.
 
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BB willy just came out with one :eek: (They say she wanders around half naked in the gym here which is co-ed and doesnt think anything about it.)That maybe why shes knockedup
 
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SwampNut, I guess you just had to do that and I had to look....Now I must go rest for a while as I'm not feeling good...
 
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Originally posted by MYTJC:<br /> Thats too funny......at least she's not wearng spandex.....yiks!!
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Well, at least the spandex prevents "jiggling" :eek:
 
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Dang it all LT! I really wish I had read your response first. Where's my time machine?<br /><br />Oh, and thanks SwanpNut. I've now lost my appetite.
 
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BOY HOWDY !!!! This thread is headed to the gutter fast now !
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Now all someone has to do is crack a blonde joke and the s**t will really hit the fan! :D :p ;)
 
heycods

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Not me. I aint going there, did you hearth......uhhh nevermind :D
 
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Lt, Stop showing Republican "Babes" for "Re BUTT"le :D ...JK
 
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