If only....

[KaGee]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite <br />fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). <br /><br />These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, <br />Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: <br /><br /><br />1. The season opened today. <br />2. There is no limit. <br />3. They taste just like chicken. <br />4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. <br />5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. <br /><br />We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday. <br /><br />I don't recall this being posted preveiously, if it was.... who cares!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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It has been and yea, who cares.

 

[Twidget]

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I havent seen it and its great.

 

[heycods]

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The beer deal is cause enough for a nuke.

 

[QC]

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I'm from flippin' Californy, but can I join? Maybe like an honorary member or sumpin'. Please. I even know how to say yes sir and yes ma'am. Bristol is Heaven, right?

 

[Ron G]

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Im a bonafide Tn redneck,ridgerunner and what ever else you want to call me,And QC i induct you in the club Heycods your right that is worth a nuke or too,and dont forget they don't like daisy duke shorts either theres another nuke for them.

 

[brother chris]

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Go rednecks go!

 

[Bondo]

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We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

I'd say Thursday at the Latest,...............

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Originally posted by Bondo:<br />

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

I'd say Thursday at the Latest,...............

Dang sure hope so.<br />Trivia is Thursday night and I can't be late.

 

[f_inscreenname]

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Funny!