Re: Internet Dating ?
I tried that thar internet dating thing just once and it wurked fur me.<br /><br />I got maw and man what a looker she is.<br /><br />Did not have to do much sweet talking at all to get her.<br /><br />I just read her this poem and she was mine forever.<br /><br />Don't know ifn it will wurk on guys or not, but you fellows are more than welcome to give it a whirl.
<br /><br />Here it is.<br /><br />Collards are green<br />My dog's name is Blue<br />and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you<br /><br />Your hair is like cornsilk<br />a-flappin in the breeze<br />Softer than Blue's<br />and without all them fleas .<br /><br />You move like the bass<br />which excite me in may.<br />You ain't got no scales<br />but I love you anyway.<br /><br />Yo're as satisfy'n as okry<br />jist a-fry'n in the pan<br />Yo're as fragrant as snuff<br />right out of the can.<br /><br />You have some'a yore teeth teeth<br />for which I am proud<br />I hold my head high <br />when we're in a crowd.<br /><br />On special occasions<br />when you shave yore arms.<br />well I'm in hawg heaven<br />and awed by yore charms.<br /><br />Still them fellas at
iboats<br />they all want to know<br />what I did to deserve<br />such a pretty young doe.<br /><br />Like a good roll of duct tape<br />yo're there fer yo're man<br />to patch up life's troubles<br />and fix what you can. <br /><br />Yo're as cute as a junebug<br />a-buzzin' overhead<br />You ain't mean like them far ants<br />I found in my bed.<br /><br />Cut from the best cloth<br />like a plaid flannel shirt<br />you spark up my life<br />more than a fresh load of dirt.<br /><br />When you hold me real tight<br />like a padded gun rack<br />my life is complete<br />Ain't nuttin' I lack<br /><br />Yore complexion, it's perfection,<br />like the best vinyl sidin'<br />despite all the years,<br />yore age it keeps hidin'.<br /><br />Me "n" you's like a moon pie<br />with a RC cold drank,<br />we go together<br />like a skunk goes with Stank.<br /><br />Some men, they buy chocolate<br />for a Valentine's Day,<br />they git it at WaI-Mart,<br />it's romantic that way.<br /><br />Some men git roses <br />on that special day<br />from the cooler at Krogers<br />that's impressive I say.<br /><br />Some men buy fine diamonds<br />from a flea market booth<br />"Diamonds are forever"<br />they explain, suave and couth.<br /><br />But for this man, honey,<br />these won't do<br />Cause yo're too special<br />you sweet thang you.<br /><br />I got you a gift,<br />without taste nor odor<br />more useful than diamonds......<br /><br />
IT'S A NEW TROL'N MOTOR
