Jesse

Haut Medoc

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Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in
the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start
working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.

After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave
it to Jesse, and told him to drink it all.

Jesse drank the concoction and replied, "God, that tasted like bull - Sorry, I will learn to watch my language -!"

The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."


Had to pass this one on!8)
 

xtraham

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Re: Jesse

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Kenneth Brown

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Re: Jesse

I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "Run Jesse, Run" Unfortunetly I put it on the front bumper!
 

Link

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Re: Jesse

:) :) :)

Darn wish it wasn't so late or I'd call my MIL about the GW one
she told me last year. Pretty funny also.
 
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