OBJ
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Don't know if this has been posted or not but I just busted a gut on this one.<br /><br /><br />The Super Bowl Fan<br /><br />A man receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. <br />Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the <br />last row in the corner of the stadium-he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp <br />than the field.<br /><br />About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10 rows off <br />the field right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes <br />his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty <br />seat. As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him,<br /><br />"Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"<br /><br />The man replies negatively. Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for <br />the game, he again inquires of the man next to him,<br /><br />"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at <br />the Super Bowl and not use it?"<br /><br />The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to <br />come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we <br />haven't been together at since we got married in 1967."<br /><br />"Well, that's terribly sad. But still, couldn't you find someone to take the <br />seat? A relative or close friend?"<br /><br />"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."
