SpinnerBait_Nut
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches a teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.<br /><br />"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."<br />Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.<br /><br />The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.<br /><br />Patty tells the frog he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.<br /><br />The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall- bright pink and perfectly formed.<br /><br />Very confused, Patty says that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.<br /><br />She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants a $30,000 loan, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"<br /><br />The bank manager looks at the ting elephant and then at the her and says,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."<br /> Yea, I know, bad spinner, bad. 
