Re: Know What Reall Burns My Grits!!!
Had quite a few instances of this over the years. The better ones I recall:
Most lakes have concrete piers here that are really tough on fiberglass boats. So I launch and retrieve by hand. Come up to the pier and find some girl laying on it reading a book. It's no more than a couple of feet wide and she's right in the middle of it. Would not move for, or acknowledge the wife as she tried to work around her. So when I hopped up on the pier, I stepped right over her, soaking her and the book. That got her attention.
In the last few years, we've been using our little 14' AL row boat a lot more on the smaller waters. Pull up to gravel launch area and there's a woman shore fishing, sitting in a chair right in the middle of the launching area. She ignored us as we got the boat ready. Would not budge. Fortunately for her, I am a master with this rig and I backed it up between her and her bucket with inches to spare. Never fazed her a bit, she sat there the whole time and even commended me on my backing ability. WTF?
The last one happened just a few weeks ago. Came to shore to find two people camped out at the launch. Although they reluctantly reeled in, they remained seated right in the way of retrieving the boat. So I just pulled it ashore and the trolling motor was practically in one guy's lap. He got up and moved with the next yank on the boat. All the while, I'm trying to be nice and engage them in conversation. Strangely enough, in the end, he was very helpful with the rest of our gear.
I always feel bad when I disrupt someone who doesn't have the option of a boat. But after waiting long enough and letting them know I am intending to launch or land the boat, I just go ahead and do it. If they don't have the sense or courtesy to get out of the way, then too bad, I'm coming through.