Little Craigslist stuff

Bob_VT

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So, this evening as I was reading through CL Ads in VT I came accross this and had to copy and paste it to share!

Why Am I Selling?

Turns out my wife had some strong opinions when she discovered that "fishing" is really just an elaborate excuse to float around drinking beverages while occasionally pointing at fish. Who knew?

This boat is in good shape - better shape than my marriage after she found out how much I spent on tackle I never used.
It's been a freshwater princess its whole life, pampered on Lake Champlain like a kid who never had to get a real job - they too are floating around on boats "fishing", usually over by Thayer's.

Serious Buyers Only - Must agree that fishing counts as a sport and that boats are essential to mental health.

Trade Considered: Will consider trade for a newer John Deere with less than 700 hours. (I'm kidding. Please don't make me mow anymore.)

Get in touch for more details. The boat is currently hiding at Champlain Marina before my wife realizes what it's actually worth.
 

FLATHEAD

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So, this evening as I was reading through CL Ads in VT I came accross this and had to copy and paste it to share!

Why Am I Selling?

Turns out my wife had some strong opinions when she discovered that "fishing" is really just an elaborate excuse to float around drinking beverages while occasionally pointing at fish. Who knew?

This boat is in good shape - better shape than my marriage after she found out how much I spent on tackle I never used.
It's been a freshwater princess its whole life, pampered on Lake Champlain like a kid who never had to get a real job - they too are floating around on boats "fishing", usually over by Thayer's.

Serious Buyers Only - Must agree that fishing counts as a sport and that boats are essential to mental health.

Trade Considered: Will consider trade for a newer John Deere with less than 700 hours. (I'm kidding. Please don't make me mow anymore.)

Get in touch for more details. The boat is currently hiding at Champlain Marina before my wife realizes what it's actually worth.
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Scott Danforth

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Reminds me of the local motorcycle add that said "selling because apparently when she says do whatever you want, doesn't mean buy a motorcycle"
 
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