Male or Female flies?

[aspeck]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.<br /><br />"What are you doing?" She asked.<br /><br />"Hunting Flies" He responded.<br /><br />"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.<br /><br />"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.<br /><br />Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"<br /><br />He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

 

[scrapper]

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[brine]

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The missus is going to love hearing me tell this one over and over and over.

 

[RPJS]

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[Twidget]

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[heycods]

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[bootle]

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[Bob_VT]

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[Kenneth Brown]

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Only a man could figure that out.

 

[brother chris]

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Good one

 

[Reel Poor]

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LMAO

 

[rwise]

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