Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

I guess Im not so romantic, my idea of a bubble bath is Bean Burrito and Beer night followed by a hot tub ... lol, well, at least I admit it!<br /><br />and dont forget to put HER waypoints first on HER plotter, after all, it is HERS ...<br /><br />

 

[Link]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

Was using a small screen so couldn't see the names<br />but as soon as I saw "buy her a nice expensive GPS or a LCD plotting fishfinder with GPS, lots of waypoints" I started ROFLMAO... err sorry SW .. ROFLOL <br />I just knew it was Ray, so I open the window up and YEP! <br /><br />POINTER94 <br />Ever heard the saying.. A man who represents himself in court has a fool for an attorney?<br /><br />Apply that to asking other GUYS as to what to do ! <br />Our best intentions are bad and our worst intentions are we are trying to steal her <br /><br />Mr.LadyFish had the most un-understandable point of view.. sorta like a womens point a view so it should work .. (don't ask me why) I'm a guy! <br />I would still wait for LadyFish to second his motion though <br /><br />Here is my Bright Idea!<br />Watch the Red-Green show a few times and then say the MENs PRAYER!<br />"I'm a MAN, and I can CHANGE, if I have to.. I GUESS!"

 

[POINTER94]

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Update!!!<br /><br />Soulwinner: Chock one up. "THIS IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME." I think this says it all.<br /><br />Link: I think you have called attention to a situation that needs to be addressed. A site for primarily white men, not acceptable. Iboats should be offering special scholarships or gift certificates or simply kick out enough men to meet a quota. <br /><br />CWRay, Hell I think you are more than sensitive with your suggestion to enter her waypoints first. You are on your way to full metrosexual status. Heads up here comes the ***** eye guys. <br /><br />Homerr: Hand a credit card to someone who calls the jewelery store the candy store? HELP!<br /><br />Tylerin: All women are work, the good ones don't require alot of work but they are the ones who appreciate it the most. See CARay for some sensitivity training. <br /><br />All in good fun guys. You guys are great. Hey its friday so live it up as long as you can live it down!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Doug

 

[oddjob]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

uh..what 12footer said...

 

[tylerin]

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Background: She called me and told me she was having a bad day so I invited her for dinner. I didn't tell her that dinner was with a bunch of my Territory sales and Regional sales manager buddies. I guess this is not what she was expecting. After talking for 3-4 hours and countless beverages we went home. I got froze out on the way home.

Doug, Your first post you said you missed a couple of "SIGNS". Now I see you went crashing through a friggin road block. You deserve to be in hot (bath) water.

Tylerin: All women are work, the good ones don't require alot of work but they are the ones who appreciate it the most. See CARay for some sensitivity training.

Lord help me

 

[POINTER94]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

OOOHHHH!<br /><br />THAT HURTS MAN!!!

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

I aint no metrosexual!<br /><br />you ever tried gettin lucky in the back of a metro?<br /><br />(nash metropolitan)<br /><br />

<br /><br />tiniest car ever made, see that speck of a back seat? STILL think IM a metrosexual??? <br /><br />lol<br /><br />can you imagine what SHE WOULD DO TO IT????? HOLY RED SUPPOSITORY BATMAN!!!!!!!! <br /><br />

<br /><br /> <br /><br />besides, give her the waypoints after you teach her where all YOUR good spots are - by subtly steering her to your spots by letting her choose them, and when they turn into GREAT SPOTS, WOW, GREAT SPOT HONEY!!!<br /><br />then your spots become HER spots<br /><br />I gotta teach youse guys EVERYTHING???<br /><br />DUH!

 

[muskyone]

Re: Man dug a hole, jumped in and threw dirt on himself!

it dosen't matter what you try your dealing with a female in fifteen years she'll be mad about it agein and you'll be right back were you are now

 

[Link]

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POINTER94 <br />Gots to give ya credit for having the no-nads to even bring the subject up in a public forum <br /><br />Ray! My man.. lighten up on the Metro! Had to work the whole summer of 1968 mowing lawns and sweeping floors to come up with the $50.00 bucks to buy my first car! A 1955 Nash Metro! White with a Black top! Oh what a pretty gal! At 15years old I felt pretty good about owning my own wheels! Small as they were <br /><br />muskyone <br />You kinda put a cap on this thread:<br /><br />"it dosen't matter what you try your dealing with a female in fifteen years she'll be mad about it agein and you'll be right back were you are now <br />"<br />Back to the mens Prayer<br />I'm a MAN, and I can CHANGE, if I have to.. I GUESS!<br /><br />Remember Guys, We are all in this Together! If the women don't find you hansom, they should at least find you Handy! <br />Duck Tape FOREVER!