March Madness

[Carphunter]

Re: March Madness

Ok, your right guageguy, hows the saying go, "If you drop your keys, kick 'em to the car'. Or somethin like that.<br /><br />I think thats 100, yeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[gaugeguy]

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OK, a well placed arrow can take this thread away now

 

[Carphunter]

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Its almost Carphuntin season!<br /><br />Right after Turkey season.<br /><br />Gooooooooooo Cardinals!<br /><br />Louisville Cardinals that is.<br /><br />What the he77 am I doin.<br /><br />I don't know, what the he77 you doin.<br /><br />I gotta go, somebody is talkin to me and I don't see 'em.<br /><br />Hello, where you at .................Hello!

 

[gaugeguy]

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Didn't see any gobblers in Indiana earlier this week, but I saw some HUGE raccoons. Good God what are you feeding those scavengers, a couple of them were as big as my dog <br /><br />"Th'-th'-th'-th'-th'-th'-that's All, Folks!"

 

[Carphunter]

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I trap those dang coons.........(sorry, let me be politically correct, Raccoons), around my garbage cans. I caught one the other day that would barely fit in the trap. Usually I just trap 'em, and transport 'em to a new location. Don't have the heart to kill 'em that way, they are just doin what they do, ya know.<br /><br />"Suferin Succatash".

 

[tylerin]

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Its almost Carphuntin season!<br />

 

[gaugeguy]

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Me thinks Carpy likes to fling pointed sticks at carp

 

[Carphunter]

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Yes sir guageguy, Bowfishing at its finest.<br /><br />Good practice during the off season. <br /><br />I didn't pick the name Carphunter for no reason.

 

[tylerin]

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I don't know, why but there's always at least one dead Carp floating around the launch ramp. That's one ugly looking fish.

 

[tylerin]

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I didn't pick the name Carphunter for no reason

Let me get this right you're not a Carpenter that hunts.

 

[gaugeguy]

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What do you do with the carp that you stick? Use them for fertilizer? I've never heard of anyone eating those nasty things.

 

[tylerin]

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I guess catch-n-release is out of the question

 

[tylerin]

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C'mon Carp tell me you've got a nailbag

 

[gaugeguy]

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Maybe that is how those raccoons got to be the size of grizzly bears

 

[tylerin]

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Maybe that is how those raccoons got to be the size of grizzly bears

I thought he said "Coons"

 

[gaugeguy]

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I came really close to taking that bait

 

[Carphunter]

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Yep, thats why the "coons" are so big here,........ and they have the whitest teeth. <br /><br />

Let me get this right, your not a carpenter that hunts.

ROTFLMAO at Tylerin!! <br />Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are.<br /><br />I do have a couple of nice gym bags Tylerin.

 

[tylerin]

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Hey Carp tomorrow is doggy-poop clean-up day at the tylerin house. If you'd like I can send you some. I hear those Carp are hitting on Labrador right now

 

[Carphunter]

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Sorry Tylerin, must be the weather here, but, they're tearin up Beagle right now.<br /><br />Labrador is usually mid-June to July. <br /><br />guageguy, we usually toss them Carp up on the bank for the other critters to eat. Its amazing really how quick them little boogers gobble them Carp up.<br /><br />There are a couple reasons I shoot them 'ol Carp. First, they are taking over a few of the lakes that I fish. Places we used to catch good Bass, in the spring, are now being over-run by Carp.<br /> Also, its good off season practice with my bow. You combine huntin with fishin, now ya know that can't be bad.<br />And last, I really like them purty lips on them Carp. Now if I could just get the wife to pucker like that.

 

[Carphunter]

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Gooooooooooooooooooooooo........CARDS!<br /><br />C'mon ladies, we don't want this thread to die yet, do we?<br /><br />We outta be real proud of this thread. We created it, we helped it out when it was really small and needed us, we took care of it as it grew, now we can't just abandon it. It needs us. Poor little thread. <br />Keep it up guys, and your headed for "thread support".