SpinnerBait_Nut
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"My Living Will"<br /> <br /> <br /> I, ______________ , being of sound mind and<br />body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by<br />artificial means.<br /> <br />Under no circumstances should my fate be<br />put in the hands of pinhead politicians who<br />couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives<br />depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested<br />in simply running up the bills.<br /> <br />If a reasonable amount of time passes and<br />I fail to ask for at least one of the following:<br /> <br />__x____ a Margarita<br />__x____ a Steak<br />__x____ Lobster or crab legs<br />__x____a Bowl of ice cream<br />__x____Chocolate<br />__xxx__ Some sex daily<br /> <br />Then, and only then, it may be presumed<br />that I won't ever get better.<br /> <br />Thus when such a determination is reached,<br />I hereby instruct my appointed person and<br />attending physicians to pull the plug, reel<br />in the tubes and call it a day [ or a life ] .
