dolluper
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A Newfoundlander and his EVER NAGGING WIFE went on vacation to Jerusalem.<br />While they were there the Wife passed away.<br /><br />The undertaker told the Husband. "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.<br /><br />The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?<br /><br />The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead
I just can't take that chance."
