New Idea! What do you guys think?

drewmitch44

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My invention is the "everything is OK" alarm. Its like a smoke detector that goes off when everything is ok. So as long as everthing is ok the alarm goes off and it sounds like a smoke detector. So most of the time this thing is going off in my back yard. It kinda gets the neighbors pissed off to hear it so when the guy called the cops to report me the alarm turned off cause the police were coming. The alarm turned off cause "everything WAS NOT ok" that was because the police were called. When the cops got here he said to me that he got a report of a alarm going off and that he didnt hear it so he told me to have a nice nite. About 5 min. after he left the alarm loudly started to sound again because everything was OK once again. It's nice to hear that alarm. That way I know that everything is OK. The following day i explained to the neighbor that he is crazy to not want to hear that alarm. I told him that if he did not hear that alarm then there was problems cause that means that everything is NOT OK!!!! I told him to leave me alone and get over the noise cause its comforting to know when everything is ok! I am thinking about getting a Patent for my "everything's OK alarm". What do you guys think? I love to hear that noise when im sleeping so i know that everything is cool. If i wake up and dont hear it then i get scared! Thanks for your opinions guys!!
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

I like it a lot better when all I can hear is thunderstorms 100 miles away.
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

yuoll sell a million of em andy :D.

just think....the pleasnt, comforting sound of a thousand sirens going off in your neighborhood, all at the same time in the middle of the night. when a prowler walks by.....errie dredded silence, every one would wake up,
and know somthings wrong.....it would work perfectially. :D
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

as a side note, instead of an alarm, hows about music instead, a song like disneys "its a small world" or the icecream trucks..."piano version of "the entertainer" :eek:
 

drewmitch44

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

naaa it has to be a piercing siren alarm. If not its pointless then you would never know if everything was ok or not! LOL LOL LOL Its like a solor powered wind chime.
 

drewmitch44

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That just gave me another idea!!!!! You could really get a solor powered chime!!! That way you know if the sun is out!!!!! If you are outside and the solor powered chime went off of you heard it chiming it, you would know that the sun was out and it is not dark or cloudy. That way whyle you are working in your yard you know if its sunny or not. LOL the solor chime would let you know if it was sunny!!!!! Patent Pending!!!! Everyone Patent Pending!!!
 

drewmitch44

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Man im messed up in the head! LOL its funny though.
 
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Thats as good as my "anti-barking device" My neighbors nasty little dog has labeled me as the enemy and charges my fence barking every time it sees me outside. When he does I just plug in a loud car alarm siren and have it pointed towards the dog(and owners house) after a couple of minutes the neighbor comes out looking pissed off and takes the little mut back in. Seems to work rather well.........yuk yuk The wife asked me if I could find another way to deal with the dog and I said yes but none of those were legal.
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

How about a jackhammer with a light on it to tell you when it is hammering? :eek:
 

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How about a jackhammer with a light on it to tell you when it is hammering? :eek:

Hummmmmmmmmm. You don`t hear well either? Mine`s getting worse all the time. I think its the OK alarms going off all over the place.
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

Everyone's already got them around here, but if you like the peace and quiet, just get within 2 blocks of a gas station.
 

drewmitch44

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I dont get the gas station thing. Is that cause everything is not ok? LOL
 

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Re: New Idea! What do you guys think?

I think you need a nighttime alarm too. Of course it will have to sound different from the daytime alarm and OK alarm. That way with the daytime alarm and the OK alarm, you will be able to tell if its OK during the day or OK during the night.
 

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I would be motivated to leave something broken!!! :D
 

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"everything's OK alarm"...stolen from the Simpson's episode "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Original Airdate on FOX: 20-Sep-1998

Try again.
 

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LOL wasn't there a South Park episode ..... that every idea they had..... Simpson's did it!! :p

Simpsons Already Did It
Episode Number: 86 Season Num: 6 First Aired: Wednesday June 26, 2002
 
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