POINTER94
Vice Admiral
- Joined
- Oct 12, 2003
- Messages
- 5,031
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the 7th largest<br />country in the world, Mexifornia. (formally known as California)<br /> <br />White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's<br />third language.<br /> <br />Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.<br /><br />Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.<br /> <br />Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexualmarriage.<br /> <br />Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in Bushra; the American Territory<br />of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).<br /> <br /><br />Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more<br />years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.<br /> <br />France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.<br /> <br />Castro finally dies at age 115; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,<br />but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.<br /> <br />George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.<br /> <br />Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail<br />delivery to Wednesdays only.<br /> <br />Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.<br /> <br />Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,<br />they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.<br /> <br />Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.<br /> <br />Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.<br />Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.<br /> <br />New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters<br />and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.<br /> <br />Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political<br />contributions to campaign accounts.<br /> <br />IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.<br /> <br />Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.<br /><br /> 
