THE OIL SHORTAGE<br />><br />><br />> A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil <br />>shortage here in Canada...<br />> ~~~<br />><br />> Well, there's a very simple answer.<br />><br />> ~~~<br />><br />> 1.. Nobody bothered to check the oil.<br />><br />> ~~~<br />><br />> 2.. We just didn't know we were getting low.<br />><br />> ~~~<br />> 3.. The reason for that is purely geographical.<br />><br />> ~~~<br />><br />> 4.. Our OIL is located in<br />><br />> ~~~<br />><br />> Alberta<br />><br />> ~~~<br />> Newfoundland<br />> ~~~<br />><br />> Saskatchewan<br />><br />> and<br />> & nbsp; ~~~<br />> B.C.<br />> ~~~<br />>And the biggest reason is............<br />><br />><br />><br />> Our<br />><br />> DIPSTICKS<br />><br />> are located in<br />><br />><br />> Ottawa, ONTARIO ! 