Only in South Africa

deejaycee_2000

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this is crazy .... I read in the newspaper this morning, yesterday a man was highjacked by 5 armed men, the man (being highjacked) managed to grab his own car's key, run to the highjacker's car, pulled their driver out and drove with their car to the closest police station ..... in the meantime the highjackers hotwired that car and drove to the same police station to report that their car was stolen ..... when the 5 men arrived at the police station there was a women (rape victim) that sat there and identified the 5 men of raping her 2 days before .... how stupid can ne be .. honestly ....
 

crunch

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ricksrster

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Bad guys aren't the smartest people on the planet. That's why they choose crime for a career. And most of them aren't smart enough for that, either.
Watching these idiots get caught on the cop shows on TV is enteraining. Today one of them tried out running the police and had to stop to get gas! He got out of his vehicle and started walking into the mini-mart like he fooled the police!
So it happens everywhere. This desperado was in the USA.
 

deejaycee_2000

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Hahahaha ... good one ... if they would have all the stuff that happens here everyday on TV it would be the comedy of the century ... a couple of weeks ago I drove hom from work, and infront of me was this really old banged up car, every panel of the car was a different colour, looks like it was painted with a normal paint brush .. anyway .. so this guy (with a passenger) was driving in front of me ..... we stopped at a red robot, and all of a sudden the passenger jumps out with a wheel spanner and ran around the front of that car and starts tightening the wheel bolts on the right front wheel ..... now I wonder every how many km's does he have to do that for the wheel to not fall off ..... hahaha
 

crunch

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ricksrster said:
Bad guys aren't the smartest people on the planet. That's why they choose crime for a career. And most of them aren't smart enough for that, either.
Watching these idiots get caught on the cop shows on TV is enteraining. Today one of them tried out running the police and had to stop to get gas! He got out of his vehicle and started walking into the mini-mart like he fooled the police!
So it happens everywhere. This desperado was in the USA.

Do you really think the depiction of "bad guys" on "Cops" is real life?... get real...

"Fat boys, fat boys.... what are you gunna do if they run from you.. fat boys...fat boys"... Hummmmm, I auta patent that.
 

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Ohhhhhh... I know... we'll just have 100 MPH+ chases on the streets, maybe kill a couple cizs to get that joy rider....no problem... he/she might have drugs.

I lost my respect for "cops" many years ago... if they weren’t cops, they would be the bad guys... they just got protection... it’s a case of mind-set..

And I know I'll get slammed for this, but how many have to die so the adrenalin junkies can get their fix?
 

deejaycee_2000

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damn CUSTOM, seems like you hate cops just as much as I do, the cops here are so corrupt, they don't get paid much so bribing one here is easy, drunk driving you name it, slip him a $ note and off you go ... you can buy drugs from cops, they will do it with you (not that I do drugs) I know the ins and outs ... this place rocks man ....
 

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Hate them... no, I just understand them... And would like to get a nut each in my vice.
 

ricksrster

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The Corning, NY police were chasing a speeder down one of the main drags a couple of years ago. The cop behind the speeder tried to shoot the guy's tires out. I was the only person amongst my friends that wondered where the bullets went after they bounced off the pavement. They caught him finally by blocking of the street. A pedestrian could have been killed.
 

danpemby

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Cops like all the other Reality shows are made up of clips to give the "right" perspective. I personally find it one of the best comedies on the tube today,
 

Firestar

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It is a comedy! I get a kick out of the narrator......" As the officer chases the suspect at death defying speed of 90mph." Well, I have had trucks pass me by at 90 on the highway.
 

Kenneth Brown

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custombycrunch said:
Hate them... no, I just understand them... And would like to get a nut each in my vice.

Say TXW, you're a lawyer right? Can ya help a brother out here?
 

gonefishie

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there was a show on dumb criminals too long ago and I remember one that robbed a jewelry store. He broke the window of the store to get in with the manhole cover in front of the store. On the way out, he fell into the manhole and got trapped and caught.
 
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As Homer would say-----DOH!!!!

What idiots.:^
 
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