Outboard non-repair forum

[drewmitch44]

I just thought that this is the correct place to post this. My yamaha 115etlj does not need any repair.
Thats all i have to say, that it needs no repair. It started up perfectly after being de-winterized. So i dont need to repair it. I guess thats what this non-repair forum is for. This is good news to me.

Its kinda like the "everything is OK" alarm. Its like a smoke detector that goes off when everything is ok. So as long as everthing is ok the alarm goes off and it sounds like a smoke detector. So most of the time this thing is going off in my back yard. It kinda gets the neighbors pissed off to hear it so when the guy called the cops to report me the alarm turned off cause the police were coming. The alarm turned off cause "everything WAS NOT ok" that was because the police were called. When the cops got here he said to me that he got a report of a alarm going off and that he didnt hear it so he told me to have a nice nite. About 5 min. after he left the alarm loudly started to sound again because everything was OK once again. It's nice to hear that alarm. That way I know that everything is OK. I am thinking about getting a Patent for my "everything's OK alarm". What do you guys think?

 

[JB]

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Noise is BAD. If there is noise everything is NOT okay.

 

[Solittle]

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Best thread I've read tonight. I kinda been waiting the ones with a title URGENT, or NEED HELP and then tell us what parts they want to throw at their problem or maybe try to get our approval on putting a 150 Merc on their 12" Jon boat.

Yeahhhhh!!!!!

 

[CATransplant]

Help! Urgent!

Help! Urgent!

Here ya go:

I just bought this boat. It has a 40 hp on it. It don't run. Me and the family are going to the lake for our vacation tomorrow. What do I do to get it running? Oh, there are some cracks on the board on the back of the boat. The guy who sold it to me said don't worry. It's OK, huh?

Oh...the wheels are sorta hard to turn on the trailer, but I think they'll loosen up after a few miles, don't you? And them lights on the back of the trailer don't work, but the cops'll understand, right?

Answer fast. You can email me at soontobeparkedalongtheroad@I90.com

 

[JB]

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LMAO at CAT.

 

[jtexas]

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Reminds me of an idea I came up with in 1987, for an alarm clock. You know how, when you are trying to sleep, the alarm sounds requiring you to turn it off before you can continue sleeping?

My idea was, the alarm clock would turn itself off, before waking you, to save you the trouble.

 

[CATransplant]

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LMAO at CAT.

It does sound familiar, somehow. Here's another:

My Johnson doesn't work. I pulled on it until my arm was sore, but nothing happened. I need help.

 

[jbjennings]

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CAT,
Was any water coming out of the pee hole? If not, your johnson may be overheating. It may soon seize.
JBJ

 

[jtexas]

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they got pills for that now

 

[JB]

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Getting too close to the line, mates.

I think I'd better close this sneaky attempt to duplicate a post before it crosses the line.