Philosophy 101

cpj

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Re: Philosophy 101

man who stands on toilet is high on pot.<br /><br /><br />If it looks like a duck,and walks like a duck,you better double check it.It might be photoshopped.
 

Bassy

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I think, therefore I am.<br /><br />Wisdom is knowing what you don't know.
 

deputydawg

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If you don't want to get sh!+ on, open your mouth!<br /><br />Shoot low boys......their riding shetland ponies!
 

pjc

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"Pain is just weakness leaving the body" :)
 

roscoe

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There is no such thing as time.<br />There is no such thing as the present.<br />Time is only a tool your brain uses so that everything doesn't happen at once.
 

ae708

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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, <br />Baffle 'em with bull$*it.
 

fireman57

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There are three kinds of people in the world. Those that can do math and those that can't.
 

KaGee

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Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> Ignorance is bliss
Dang, Ladyfish beat me to it!<br /><br />Bet she hears that ALL the time from Mr. LF! :D
 

LadyFish

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lolololol<br /><br />Here's one from my late Grandfather, married over 50 years to my Grandmother.<br /><br />"You think you are in clover, 'til the honeymoon is over"
 

deputydawg

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If at first you don't succeed<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />give up, save the embarassment.
 

KaGee

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There's a sucker born every minute.<br />P.T. Barnum
 

KRS

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It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not.
 

all thumbs

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If your not the lead sled dog every other view looks the same.
 

OBJ

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Tread lightly on the toes today....<br />They may be connected to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow.
 
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