dolluper
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You might think this was something else or maybe you were right read on and see......<br />.......... PLAYING AROUND<br /> One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for<br /> over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,<br />"It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began<br />to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.<br />Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the<br />scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!<br /><br /> The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said <br />to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"<br /><br /> "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over<br /> and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her<br />wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.<br /><br />He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and<br />begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great<br />a smoke can be!"<br /><br /> "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's<br /> Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.<br /><br />Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the<br />blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes<br />a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long<br />drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly fantastic!!!"<br /><br />At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long<br /> front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at<br />the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"<br /><br />With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,<br /> "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf<br /> clubs in there, too !
