Post your picture if your single-Best pickup line

[jsfinn]

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LubeDude, <br />He also sings about a '75 Johnson, with 'lectric choke. <br /><br />

 

[mvaughn]

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Nice shirt.... Want to trade?

 

[24tesla]

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I got a date one night asking a cute waitress if she took 'To-Go orders' She replied 'YES', so I told her to get her stuff and lets go.<br /><br />First wife (passed of cancer) Was training to be a bartender at a resteraunt I always went to and sat at the bar. I asked if she was married to which she replied 'No', then asked if she had a boyfriend, to which she replied 'No, why?'. I then asked. 'Do you want one?' Later I complimented her smile, then asked if she had any Irish in her. She said 'No, not that I am aware of' I asked if she wanted some..... She laughed, walked off. Later she invited me out with her and her friend. We went out, and were never apart another day until she passed.<br /><br />One other one I have used and actually went home with the chick was.... Did you drive? She said yes. I told her if she would run my by my house on the way home I would grab my coffee maker, then I could make her breakfast the next morning. She informed me she had a coffee maker, and that I could just come home with her and she would make ME breakfast in the morning.

 

[Limited-Time]

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Would ya like to see my winning Power Ball Lotto ticket?

 

[Haut Medoc]

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Limited Time, I would have to say that one would never fail. ....JK

 

[Barbee Q]

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Heres a line: Wanna a piece of candy little boy.. I usually get a yes, and of course I give them a Lollipop( i was gonna say sucker).. Then I give them ex's phone number.. It funny there for awhile he kept getting these weird phone calls asking for mindy.. That will teach him...

 

[Holdimhook]

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This one never fails here in Allerbammer: Honk! Honk! Git in the truck, honey!

 

[sloopy]

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nice one 24tesla...

 

[magster65]

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Well DB, alright, since you've come back all happy-n-stuff (after your long long absense).<br />The pickup line to squash all others is; <br />C'mon babe, let's go out in my boat, get drunk and do it.<br />

<br />Those words are enough to buckle any woman's knees right?<br />Post your favorite line/photo fancy pants!

 

[Nos4r2]

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Do you smoke?<br /><br /><br />Mind if I do?<br /><br />

 

[Limited-Time]

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You know what would look great on you???? ME!!!!

 

[KeltonKrew]

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There's something we need to get straight between us....

 

[eeboater]

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Hey baby... wanna go for a Jeep ride?<br /><br />

 

[Pony]

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"Are you tired, cuz you have been running through my mind all day"<br /><br />check tag of clothes girl is wearing..."Yup, I was right.....made in heaven."<br /><br /><br />ee- what is with you and jeeps.....

 

[eeboater]

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Originally posted by Pony.:<br /> ee- what is with you and jeeps.....

You know how you like the Packers... well, instead of Football, I prefer Jeeps. <br /><br />Sean

 

[Limited-Time]

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Originally posted by eeboater:<br />

Originally posted by Pony.:<br /> ee- what is with you and jeeps.....

You know how you like the Packers... well, instead of Football, I prefer Jeeps. <br /><br />Sean

Funny I prefer blonds

 

[Pony]

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Ah....so then to you Sean, jeeps are more than a likeness or a preference, but a way of life that eventually controls almost every aspect of it. Its a sickness, but a fun one.<br /><br />LT- blondes are ok LT, but I can't reason with them without going crazy. I prefer red-heads. they are firey

 

[LadyFish]

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[eeboater]

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LOL Pony - you're walking into a hornets nest there! <br /><br />Me, I'll go with a brunette anyday of the week. <br /><br />As far as the Jeep/fun sickness thing... I knew if I made an analogy to the Packers, you'd get it.

 

[KeltonKrew]

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packers....oh wait...not that kind of packer! <br /><br />me I prefer females....who cares about the hair color...that can be changed